File this under "JUST ADMIT IT"

OJ Simpson is doing a two-part special entitled "If I Did It" in which he talks in hypothetical terms about his role in the 1994 killing of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ronald Goldman.

If? IF!?!?!?!? Really, OJ? Come on, your new version of convincing people you're not guilty is talking about you would have done it IF you were guilty? That's pathetic even for you.