salon madness. and i mean MADNESS!

kristina's international salon. my god. you should have seen this place. we were greeted at the door by a woman who looked like a cross between magda, the neighbour from "there's something about mary" and tammy faye baker - not exactly the most comforting sight to greet you at the salon! she kinda poked fun at kat's super short hair but then said she wished she could trade her sky-high bouffant for shorn locks, but later my sister pointed out that if she cut off her hair, it would leave a couple of rats completely homeless. and then what would they do? i don't now what it is about my luck, but seriously, mine just ain't any good. i got saddled with the stylist from hell. she was this hag of eastern european descent who was bossy as hell. i tried to tell her i thought my eyeshadow was too dark and she told me to just be patient and she would blend it and guaranteed me i would love it. i didn't. i told her what i wanted my hair to look like and she told me she would do what she thought "looked good" and transformed me into an attendee of the country music awards with a pile of curls on the top of my head. also, i don't know if you know this, but there is a wrong way for you to open your eyes! she was applying clusters of false eyelashes and periodically asked me to open my eyes and at one point she got exasperated with me and barked at me that i was doing it wrong and that i should open my eyes gradually. i told the slag that i had never had false eyelashed put in before, but apparently this was supposed to be part of my womanly knowledge already. she kind of dug her nails into my face slightly while she applied the lashes and at one point she opened a cupboard door and took out her purse and rooted around in it and took something out. now i'm not 100% sure, but it's quite likely i had someone else's makeup on my face on my wedding day. mmm. sanitary. also, she burned my head in two places while curling my hair and reaching for the hairspray and sprayed hairspray all over my face.
visit kristina's international salon at the luxor hotel and casino if you'd like to pay $200 US to look like a trampy poodle! hooray!
makeover time! hope i don't get a fungal infection from this claptrap!
me, likely flipping out because i thought my hair made me look like a country star.
my sisters enjoyed the opportunity to get a little pampering in. they actually had great stylists and looked really classy!