Botched Beach Party, USA

handsome husband applying sunscreen.
the rats of the beach!
nerds on the loose on the beach! hooray!
lifeguard station!
i survey the coastline. cue the theme from baywatch.
i married such a suave gentleman!
i make silly faces. after this, we tried to go swimming. instead, we walked around in the shallows and i picked up seashells.

we were sad. the beach was too weedy to go swimming. Joel supposes this may be the herald of incoming red tide. boo-urns.