Friday, April 28, 2006

sausagefestbirthdaypartyextravaganza!

Starring:

James Vanderbeek On All The Drugs In Coloumbia as Darryl

The Genetic Offspring of James Dean and Professor Frink as Michael

Steve The Drunken Shaved Ape as Cam

Stupendra The Albino Mutant Lizard Girl as Kristy

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Internet Dating Superstud

IDS 2: The Drunkening

The closest anyone at the table came to getting laid that night.

This was before Cam started to get rowdy.

I told you so.

Darryl tried to win our hearts by singing us a sailor's shanty from his childhood on the seashore.

Cam hated it...

...so we made Darryl drink a cement mixer.

He said it was a fair punishment, but I think he silently resented us.

I tried to admire my handiwork, but was starting to feel the effects.

Michael tried to capture some of the action -

- with varied degrees of success.

Some of us thought it prudent to retire for the night.

While visions of oneself as Billy Idol danced in his head.

Michael summoned the barkeep and our tab with his telepathic skills.

And with a parting crotch shot our story came to a close, a merry sausagefestbirthdaypartyextravaganza! to all, and to all a good night!

3 Comments:

Blogger Darryl said...

DUDE!! Thats freaking funny.

9:22 PM  
Blogger rebelbarbie said...

:) thank you.

12:13 AM  
Blogger Antipathy said...

Your storytelling abilites are unparalled, my dear.

My god was I drunk.

4:45 AM  

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